I was eating out with my parents and my sister. I kept making them all laugh and my mother said “Where else can you find entertainment like this?”
Okay, so right here, my train of thought went to okay, you could get it the same place I came from, but I don’t wanna say womb because that would be gross and we’re eating and it’d be weird and I hate that word anyway.
So I went to an event a little earlier in that process.
I replied with, “Sex!”
…That’s not exactly how I meant it. Thankfully, my mother didn’t hear me clearly and if she had, I probably would have gotten in some trouble…